Aaaah okay.

Just a quick note about a kind of not-hiatus-ish thing I'm not really sure. I just. UM, I'm running out the door to my friend's swine flu birthday party and it's the first of many parties because JETs are leaving Japan for good, and we have to take them out to dinner and get 'em drunk so.

tl;dr I'll be iffy from now until... July 25th or so. As in I might me spamming it up, might disappear, who knows.

o/

Edit: ...I play Oga/Tidus/Kagura/Midna

Name: Tatsumi Oga, Oga the Ogre, Child-carrying Oga, etc.
Baby's Name: "Kaiser de Emperana Beelzebub IV" but I'm not convinced anyone other than Hilda actually remembers this. "Beelzebub" or "Be'el" works fine :|b
Age: 16
Height: ???
Weight: ???
Medical Info: He is... really robust? Haha idk, but he seems to recover from severe injury really fast and can apparently withstand apocalyptic levels of demon energy and still get up and run around right after.
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown/black
Physical traits: Punk . He makes scary faces too, even when he's trying to make nice, comforting ones for children. He just can't do it, it's like a terrible, terrible disability.
Baby Be'el looks like a completely normal human baby, except for the being naked all the time thing. But that's not his fault, that's Oga. Also he's apparently got green hair, and may or may not be looking ridiculously cute and adorable or glaring you down evilly. Who knows. Maybe it's all in your imagination...
Note: There is a demon mark on Oga's arm that looks like a tattoo -- this will actually grow and shrink depending on how docile or evil he's being -- in the manga it spreads up his arm during a fight, and by staying home and doing nothing but playing video games for a week, it shrinks back to just his hand.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him: I... think anything is cool? Tell him he's fictional and he'll just think you're retarded. Piss him off and there may be sudden and vicious smackdownage.
Abilities: I AM NOT SURE? He is abnormally fast and strong, buuuut I don't know how much of that is him and how much is drawing on Be'el's power.
Pre-demon baby he apparently regularly took on entire armed gangs and won, could lift a grown man, etc.
Anyway, details'll be over here.
Notes for the Psychics: Selfish jerkface is a selfish jerk. He is probably thinking of himself, foisting the son of the devil off on some other poor sucker, or... something completely random and pointless (lolol PARK DEBUT).
Speeeecial note: Be'el is the son of the devil, the anti-christ, uber powerful demonling, etc. This is probably very noticeable and obvious to the spiritually/psychically sensitive and somehow I doubt you could read his mind (if you'd even want to try? He is a baby). He's also connected to Oga through a demon contract. But again, I'd like to note that his physical appearance is pretty much normal.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Talk to me? Even for little stuff, please. It doesn't take much to provoke Oga, and fighting is a pretty tricky issue for this character.
Maim/Murder/Death: UH. WELL. You'd trigger the apocalypse probably. (So no.)
Emo/Angst/Drama: ...N/A this requires feelings like "kindness" and "compassion".
Cooking: HAHAHA. I think he can barely manage Be'el's baby formula.
Kissing/Hugging/Etc?: ...Well depending on who you are he'd either punt you across the room or just wtf at you but. Why would you even want to?

This stuff is super important please give it a read through T.Tb

First! Baby Be'el is a tiny naked baby that is always with Oga. Like, always. They can't be separated more than 15 metres or else it's instant death for Oga. So please don't take the baby away from Oga, no matter how far he throws or punts the little guy.

Second! If your character is the type to step on toes or start fights or whatever, please give me a heads-up in the comments here, it'd really be appreciated.

Baby Be'el

Baby Be'el is a demon! And not just any demon. He is, in fact, the son of the devil himself, so if you can sense that kind of thing, you'd probably notice that he's got a ridiculous amount of world-ending demon energy -- but he's a baby, so he doesn't know how to use it. It's just there. It's potential~

Crying: When Be'el cries, he releases an uncontrolled... idk, explosion? of demon energy that looks kind of like electricity and should in theory be an instant kill for any human in the area. Oga is special and does not die somehow. Some zaps are little, some are full-out tantrums that wipe out everything. Oga is the only person so far in canon who can stop one of Be'el's tantrums, and if they aren't stopped, it's kind of a Bad End situation for pretty much everyone. That demon energy just sorta keeps building and expanding!
Be'el will cry if Oga bleeds. So it's really, really important that we talk OOCly if it looks like a thread will come down to a fight.
Be'el will also cry for normal baby reasons: he's hungry, tired, hurt, scared, had a nightmare, etc. These are just little zaps, but at one point in canon Oga takes a hit from a 12,000 volt stun baton and doesn't even flinch -- he says it's "nothing compared to when Baby Be'el cries at night".

Comic zapping is common in canon, and A-OK with me! Even little zaps are pretty severe for a regular human, though, just to warn you.

Powerless baby is powerless when separated from Oga. He's weaker than normal human babies even, it's pretty sad T.Tb

Oga

Oga is connected to Be'el with a demon contract -- the crappier he is towards fellow man, the more Be'el likes and trusts him and the mark grows. This also means they're connected, and Be'el will actually react to Oga's anger and so on.

Oga can channel Be'el's demon energy! Since Be'el is just a baby, he can't do anything by himself, but so far in canon Oga has used his power to make a falling metal tower disappear, pick up and throw grown men, kick someone in the crotch with enough force to put their head through the ceiling (ha ha ouch) and increase the power of his own blows a ridiculous amount -- 'ridiculous' as in 'whoops I just took out half a building'.

He is also impossibly fast -- probably also augmented by Be'el's power.

UNFORTUNATELY, this is an ongoing canon, and none of the characters themselves actually know how powerful Be'el is, and therefore, how powerful he makes Oga. (Nobody knows, not even Hilda, the 'appointed mother'.) So I'll be doing the best I can and hopefully there will be no Jossing T.Tb

Fights

Problem 1: Little to no posturing. Oga sometimes doesn't warn or indicate in any way that he's going to try to crush your face in. He just does it! And, it should go without saying, I will always be in OOC contact with you if it looks like things are heading this direction, otherwise the thread will not continue.

Problem 2: The blood. Oga!blood makes Be'el freak out, and will possibly result in cratering the area if Oga doesn't calm him. HOWEVER you can still beat the crap out of him as long as no blood is involved! That doesn't seem to bother Be'el. Go figure.

In general, Oga doesn't fight unless actually provoked (taking his baby, taunting, attacking, or just being a douche in his general vicinity all count as provoking) and is really freaking strong. I don't know how he'd measure up to your RPG hero/demon/etc., but he pwns pretty much everyone in his own canon.

So basically I will be avoiding situations where Oga could get sliced and diced in a fight, or fighting other campers in general (unless worked out ahead of time). If a thread is heading down that road, please talk to me OOCly so we can work out what to do/if we need an intervention/whatever!

TL;DR a apped a violent terrible person 8D